…a production of “Little Bunny Foo Foo,” starring the three Crafty Alien kits after which I lust the most: Bunny, Hedgehog, and Fox. We ask that you please keep your seat while the actors are performing; there will not be an intermission due to the shortness of our performance. Concessions are on sale in the lobby. Finally, our production this evening is rated G, for, “God, how frickin’ cute are these things?!” Please enjoy our show. :)

Little Bunny Foo Foo,
Hoppin’ through the backyard,
Scoopin’ up the Hedgehogs,
And boppin’ ‘em on the head…

Little Bunny Foo Foo Hoppin’ through the backyard,
Scoopin’ up the hedgehogs,
And boppin’ ‘em on the head.
Down came the Fox Fairy, and she said,
Little Bunny Foo Foo, I don’t wanna see you
Scoopin’ up the hedgies,
And boppin’ ‘em on the head!
I’ll give you one more chance
To treat those hedgehogs nicely,
And if you don’t shape up,
I’ll have to turn you into a GOON!
Little Bunny Foo Foo didn’t listen, of course, and kept on his merry way. The Fox Fairy, watching from above, shook her head in disappointment.

Little Bunny Foo Foo
Hoppin’ through the backyard,
Scoopin’ up the hedgehogs,
And boppin’ ‘em on the head.
Down came the Fox Fairy, and she said,
Little Bunny Foo Foo, I don’t wanna see you
Scoopin’ up the hedgies,
And boppin’ ‘em on the head!
I gave you one last chance
To treat those hedgehogs nicely,
But you didn’t listen,
And now all the poor little hedgehogs have headaches.
I’m sorry, but I’ll have to turn you into a GOON!
And, as promised, the Fox Fairy waived her magic wand and Little Bunny Foo Foo turned into an awful, clumsy GOON:

The moral of the story? Always treat others nice, especially animals. If not, you turn into a goon. And nobody wants THAT.
This production has been brought to you by the Wingedorange Theatre and the Crafty Alien Players. No animals were harmed in the production of today’s play. Your regularly scheduled blogging will return tomorrow.